My salad dressing days

Two things
August 7, 2008, 11:26 pm
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If you’re thinking of illegally importing chewing gum and spitting it onto the pavements of Singapore, this is the month to be doing it.

The Singapore Police Force Band (along with the Singapore Women’s Police Pipes and Drums) are performing at this year’s Edinburgh Military Tattoo. Having seen them on Sunday, I say with some confidence that there cannot be a police officer left in the city-masquerading-as-a-country.

(Drop me a line if you’d like me to mail you some spearmint Orbit.)


You know those revolting French we’re celebrating this year: the Soixante Huitards, yeah? Well! It just wouldn’t have worked if it had happened in, say, 1999.

I mean, the Quatre-Vingts Dix Neufards. Snot the same innit?

(Besides, my father tells me most of the SHs didn’t know an ouvrier from an ‘oover.)


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