My salad dressing days


Never mind flash photography
September 25, 2007, 7:15 pm
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Get thee to Specsavers!

“We go now to the BBC Political Editor Nick Robinson who’s standing outside the locked front door of a government department in the driving rain. Quite why I have no idea. Why he can’t just do the live one-on-one from his living room I cannot fathom. But what do I know? I read autocues for a living. (Rather a good living at that. And before you scoff at the misuse of your licence fee, understand that it’s taken me eons to work on that curled top lip.) Please be aware that Nick’s report contains A RIDICULOUS PAIR OF GLASSES WHICH DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR HIM. Nick, over to you.”

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Bring back our man Marr! The news hasn’t been the same since he left.

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