My salad dressing days

Thus spake a wise (young) bird
July 9, 2006, 10:38 pm
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Namely Motherhen.

‘How much do you think Posh Spice spends on having her hair extensions redone every three months?’, Motherhen asked, as we kept half an eye on the (yawn) World (it’s only a game) Cup (whatever) Final.

‘Dunno – three hundred quid?’, said I.

‘No! FIFTEEN HUNDRED POUNDS!’, she replied gleefully.

‘Oh, forgoodnesssake…and they look ridiculous!’

‘Exactly!’ carped Motherhen. ‘I mean, why can’t she just grow her hair like everyone else?’

Well, right.


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Or shave it all off, really? Start a new trend whereby she didn’t have to deal with silly hair.

Plus, that would only cost about 15 pounds every month or so.

Comment by Whinger

Oooh, Posh doesn’t have *time* to grow her hair like ordinary mortals. She is, according to her husband, a very *driven* woman. Tee hee hee.

Comment by Betty

She can’t grow her hair because there are no nutrients in her body to nourish hair growth.

Comment by MJ

I was just about to post something about no nutrients, then I saw that MJ beat me to it.

She’s a piece of work, that one. Every picture: jaw clenched, bottom lip retracted slightly to reveal teeth. Does she just walk laround like that? I haven’t seen a photo of a genuine smile on her, like, EVER. Not surprising, I guess; hunger makes one cranky.

Comment by WinterWheat

why does it work you all up what her hair looks like or what she does?

she’s only famous still because people still care about her hair or her drinking or her new best friend. Ignore her and she’ll go away.

Comment by Anonymous

Saw something on the telly this morning about the way hair extensions are made up from hair collected from Indian women, often by unscrupulous methods, which is then treated by poorly paid women in sweatshops. There’s a story related to it at,,1805328,00.html

Another reason to hate those silly rich A-listers, then.

Comment by Betty

forget about the hair, I want that top she’s wearing!

Comment by Kyahgirl

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