My salad dressing days

Has Michelle Pfeiffer been canonised?
July 4, 2006, 2:16 pm
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How else to explain the droves of people who got here after searching for ‘how to get defined cheek bones’?

And can I take the countless individuals searching for ‘cropped cardigans’ as an indication of what will appear on the catwalks of Milan and Paris in the near future?

However I’ve no interest in researching any further the people who came here looking for ’36F breasts’ and ‘G-cup breasts picture’ (or the seekers of ‘sweaty plimsolls’, for that matter).

[But if the person from Alberquerque who typed ‘shoe swap’ into Yahoo is female and a shoe size 9 (US), please get in touch.]


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Damn the size 9 shoe swap.

*Stomps away on her 9 1/2s.*

Comment by Whinger

Hey whinger!!! I wear a 9 1/2, maybe there is hope after all 🙂

Comment by Kyahgirl

Being clever with the bronzer is your answer to the first one.

Comment by Hannah

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