My salad dressing days


Role reversal
February 9, 2006, 1:28 pm
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The Daughter (TD) and I are having a bath together.

A stream of bubbles rocket up from TD’s vicinity.

‘Faht!’ she giggles.

The Husband wanders in, keen to be in on the joke.

‘Has somebody here done a fart?’ he asks.

More giggles.

‘Who’s done a fart then?’

‘Mummy faht!’

*******

Seems like only yesterday we were blaming the children for any foul odours about our person (and getting away with it).

Will clearly have to develop a new strategy in future.

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2 Comments so far
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“Vicinity”??

I’ve never heard it called that before…

Comment by the plate invigilator

yes, it’s ‘front bottom’ and ‘vicinity’ in this household

(we love a nice euphemism)

Comment by Marnie Sweet




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