My salad dressing days


Opinions to go, please
October 11, 2005, 12:21 pm
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Can I take your order please, Sir?

Hi! Yes, I’d like some opinions to go, please.

What sort of opinions would you like, Sir? We do modern day libertarian left, compassionate Conservative*, Communist Retro…

Um…modern day libertarian left, please!

OK. As it happens, Sir, we have a special on rehashed Guardian editorials today. It’s ‘Buy Our Line On The War On Terror, Get Two Opinions On The Treatment Of The Mentally Ill’…

Great! I’ll go for the offer.

We’re also offering a side order of sneering cynicism at half price. This is very popular with customers who purchase our modern day libertarian left opinions.

Sounds splendid! How much do I owe you?

That comes to £6.19, thank you, Sir.

Here you go…keep the change!

Thank you for shopping at Opinions To Go Drive Thru. We hope to welcome you again soon, Sir!

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5 Comments so far
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🙂 top work UC!

Comment by Justine

Do they sell arguments as well?

Comment by Aginoth

sounds like a bargain – all that and change from a tenner.

Comment by spindleshanks

I’ll have what she’s having!

Comment by Pashmina

Thank you for continuing to entertain us during your vacation!

Comment by Meegan




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