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Reading The Daily Wail (so you don’t have to)

Today’s new stories digested into words of as few syllabubs as possible:

Celebrity may or may not have had boob job

Celebrity attends party with policitian’s wife whilst wearing an expensive dress

Pregnant celebrity goes out for dinner

Celebrity is happy, despite being fatter

Celebrity takes off clothes to promote reality TV show

Celebrity hangs out with other celebrities whilst trying to flog her perfume line

Wind blows celebrity’s dress but she laughs it off

Model is thinner than she used to be

Celebrity is happy, despite being thinner (probably)

Ex-politician’s daughter takes up yoga and changes religion

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